Our challenge review block comes to a close with some wild text-changing effects! Ogre-load, Servos, Carbo-load, and maybe the hardest to track card we’ve ever reviewed (in a fun way)!
Scryfall gallery of cards mentioned
Submissions
Juliet

Khord

Pat

JamesDaltonBell

WUBRG_Nich

PlayersGrade

justnigel

Xena

https://www.english-grammar-revolution.com/list-of-pronouns.html
kuyashiiPlays

Mini

Larcent

rexxer3

Topics and Tidbits
- lord of the (nascar) pit
- donating busted cars
- ogres for the ogreload
- kamigawa demons and ogres friendship
- how did “overclock” get so much cultural cache
- “end of turn” in the middle of a block of rules text instead of end
- saga that saves itself from ending
- amplifying tim’s second guesses of sagas
- ignoring impossible things
- this is strong, but what do we actually do with it?
- amp going to 11 reference is still alive
- a mechanic that is both a keyword+keyword action
- searching everyone’s library at once in commander
- a card so strong it is easy to misplay
- reviewing a card stronger than most existing options
- forgetting about the alternate cost
- embedding one keyword in another
- tracking “exile and you can use it until end of next turn” in paper
- new keyword that replaces amass to remove the “black army” requirement
- wingdings font
- playing out mutual stun counters… who goes first?
- hard to play cards that give counters on early turns
- kindred creature
- differentiating card type choices on the battlefield
- face down, flipped upside down, desleeved
- how to support enchantment themes in limited
- pronoun types
- ogreload is the easy part
- who qualifies for “she”?
- “target” is sometimes a pronoun…
- discount PDFs
- you may be a vampire, but I’m vampire-er
- palate cleansing submission
- how bad is giving cards to opponents
- how many cards you have to draw for it to be bad
- how good is “destroy all food”
- vinesauce mentioned
- megacarboload
- halfway between bridled and unbridled
- how many effects can switch between “target” and “all”?
- one of the most anti-paper magic cards we’ve ever reviewed
- there might be cases where it’s good to cast this
- we’re not going home
- tim’s pick: wing dings
- juliet’s pick: semi-bridled rage
