Coming off fedoras on Faerie Detectives and Stetsons on Homarids, Redbay cooked up a “hats for legends” generator! He and MonoWhiteBorder grab some hats, put them on some fan favorites, and do some live design.
The Random Legend+Hat transmogrifier: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HKQszmw_OTe7dXTdGTNhMzXm73pvTuuT2ho4D_eFGHM/edit#gid=368347942
Cards from the Episode
“Mikaeus with a Sports Hat”
Original:
Now with a hat:
Mikaeus, Baseball Coach WBB
Legendary Creature - Zombie
Vigilance
Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power)
Whenever another creature you control dies, if it had +1/+1 counters on it, search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature and put it into your hand.
3/4
“Aurelia with a Farmer’s Hat”
Original:
Now with a hat:
Aurelia, Agrarian Mobilizer 2RGW
Creature - Angel
Flying, Haste
Battalion - Whenever ~ and at least two other creatures attack, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Create two Food tokens.
Sacrifice five Foods: Untap each other creature you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Activate as a sorcery.
4/4
“Haakon with a Construction Hat”
Original Haakon:
Now with a hat:
Haakon, Bridge Builder 1WW
Creature - Human Artificer
When ~ enters the battlefield, create a legendary artifact token named Stormgald Bridge with indestructible.
Haakon gets +1/+1 for each brick counter on permanents you control.
T: Put a brick counter on target artifact. Then you may cast target artifact card from your graveyard with mana value less than or equal to the number of brick counters on artifacts you control.
2/2